I always check out what is happening on El Bloggo Torcido (Twisted Oak Winery's blog) and for those of you who weren't aware, I suggest you head on over there and enter their contest!
There's a lovely picture accompanying the contest post, which I have taken the liberty of reprinting above, along with something it reminded me of from the secret agent 1960's days.
And just to annoy you, here's modified lyrics to the theme song from that famous movie as sung in overbaked, overdone fashion by your typical American Idol contestant:
Goldfeather (wah wah wahhh)
He’s a cluck
The cluck with the midas beak
A twisted beak (dah dah dah de dah)
Such a cold feather (wah wah wah)
Beckons you to imbibe of his Ruben’s Blend
But don’t go in
Golden words he will cluck in your ear
But his clucks will just make you drink beer
For a golden hen knows when he’s kissed her
It’s the K-F-C from Mr. Goldfeather (wah wah wah)
Pretty hen, beware of his beak of gold
This beak is cold
He loves only gold
(Blah blah blah blah blah)
He loves…. gold! (dah dah de dum de dum dah dah boom crash)
Below: Demonstration of the new “Hat Wine Opener,” courtesy of Odd Job.