Thursday, January 31, 2008

Glamour Profession Nouveau

You can have an exciting career in one of the hottest growing fields on this planet earth: a Wine Actuary!

That’s right, Wine Actuary.

Never heard of this, you say? Join the club! Right now only the real industry insiders are even aware that such a thing exists, which is why this is such an incredible opportunity to get in on the ground floor of something that is going to make the Dot-Com industry pale in comparison!

Actuaries have been used in the life insurance industry for ages, quietly earning six-figure incomes and more, while largely ignored by the outside world.

Just what does an actuary do? In a life insurance agency, it’s their task to calculate the expected life span of people. Their computations are relied upon by the insurers to determine the risk involved in insuring their clients, and computing how much to charge for the premiums.

Accurate estimates are necessary! Just think of the losses that can happen if there are miscalculations. The insurance companies shudder to think about that, which is why they pay big bucks to hire the best.

There’s a problem, though. Life insurance actuaries are boring. Talk about wallflowers? They’re behind the walls.

Not so with the latest emerging field, that of a Wine Actuary. Just what does a Wine Actuary do? He or she calculates the expected life span of a bottle of wine!

Imagine yourself flying a Lear Jet to the famous chateaus and domains of France: Mouton Rothschild, Lafite Rothschild, Latour, Romanee Conti and other famous estates, pulling up in a limousine and being escorted into their most hallowed cellars to determine the life expectancy of the wines that are produced.

Or, going behind the scenes at Sotheby’s to evaluate the wines that are being submitted for auction. The possibilities are endless!

You’ll be on a first-name basis with the stars of the wine world! People will be breathlessly awaiting your verdict on the longevity of the wines you examine!

Your next question is undoubtedly, How do I get started?

At this very moment we are enrolling a limited number of students in our charter class to learn the precise skills needed to turn you into a jet-setting Wine Actuary. All it takes is a simple phone call to change your life completely and forever!

What are you waiting for? Contact Wine Actuaries International right now to get the information you need to put yourself smack dab into the newest glamour profession!

Wine Actuaries International – A Wine Hedonist Venture chaired by J. Addison. Not associated with Truckmaster School of Trucking or Columbia School of Broadcasting.

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